Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
why is half of my head shaved?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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