Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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