I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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