I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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