Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
is wine microwaveable?
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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