Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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