I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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