Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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