The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
When did angry sex become our thing?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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