oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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