This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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