love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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