Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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