I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Randomize