But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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