Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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