I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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