I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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