Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Vodka?
Forever.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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