I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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