If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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