if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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