I want to walk on stilts...naked
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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