Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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