Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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