so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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