from now on my penis is your penis
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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