I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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