This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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