Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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