we're chasing vodka with high fives
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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