It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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