Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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