Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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