with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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