We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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