Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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