So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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