Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I love you. Go after that dick
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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