chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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