Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
is wine microwaveable?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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