these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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