just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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