Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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