I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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