Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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