whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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