Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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