i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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