He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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